Lip Massage 

A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.

Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"

Sue: "What?"

Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"

Lip Massage by LipMasseus February 5, 2013

Warm Bamboo Massage 

This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.

Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.

The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.

Warm Bamboo Massage by Massage Guru September 5, 2011

Texas Massage 

1.) When John Wayne comes out of your butt
2.) When you are tied down and stepped on by a horse

Riley: Do you want a Texas Massage?

Shane: HELL NO *runs away*

Texas Massage by King John Wayne the Second April 9, 2011

deep tissue massage 

A massage that includes a handjob

That woman offers deep tissue massage so I guess I am going to get a handjob

deep tissue massage by bigolddumbass December 17, 2008

sports massage 

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

sports massage by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

Russian Massage 

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

Russian Massage by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004

Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.

"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

Japanese-Massage by Dave May 1, 2004