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1.) When John Wayne comes out of your butt
2.) When you are tied down and stepped on by a horse
Riley: Do you want a Texas Massage?

Shane: HELL NO *runs away*
by King John Wayne the Second March 23, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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