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manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.
"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"
by Normalboy June 21, 2004
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Mandinga

A Mandinga is simply a man from Dinga. Dinga is a town where such poeple like Chuck Noris originate from. So a man of Dinga can be considered a badass or a cool guy. So there for Mandinga is a slang word for a badass cool guy, maybe a friend, uncle, neihgbor, I dont know anyone who fits the discription. In other words, it is not a sex act or a devil, simply a comment or title given to someone.
Hey Mandinga how is it goin?
by didyou September 28, 2006
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mandingle

a very large and girthy penis
wow, that guy just whapped his mandingle out!it was rather large!
by Jarod Shuttleworth March 29, 2009
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mandinga

Also know as the "bowling ball". The mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner's vagina and butthole, respectively. You know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells "Mandinga"! If she yells, "Ow!", you probably did it wrong.
C'mon baby, let me fuck you in the butt! Well let's try this!
MANDINGA!
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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mandingo

1.a man, ussually black, with a large almost humongus penis. Often works as a male stripper or butt pirate.

2. Having rough crazy wild sex on the sofa or back seat of a car.
1. "damn, 16 inches?? fucking mandingo must have pulled his dick since he was lil"

2. "i'd sure like to mandingo my teacher in junior high"
by Allen November 22, 2004
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Mandi

Mandi is a very upbeat person and is very nice to everyone. She is a friend to all and doesn't tell all the secrets she knows. When she loves someone it is for real. So to that comment about her beating up her boyfriend, it isn't true. People should look in the mirror before they write somthing about someone else! The truth hurts!
Mandi is a very upbeat person and is very nice to everyone. She is a friend to all and doesn't tell all the secrets she knows. When she loves someone it is for real. So to that comment about her beating up her boyfriend, it isn't true. People should look in the mirror before they write somthing about someone else! The truth hurts!
by itsmecanyoubelieveit April 30, 2009
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mandinga

A dude straight out of Africa, usually with some click clack gum gum accent.
In the movie barbershop starring ice cube, the barber Dinka who is in love with Terri (Eve) is referred to as "Mandinga" by Terri's boy friend Kevin.
by agrice June 17, 2009
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