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Madonna

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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Madonna Catholic

N. 1. A person raised Catholic who decides to keep their Catholic status only for cultural/ image reasons.

2. A person who was raised Catholic, but no longer adheres to the church or it's teachings sometimes going as far as to mock it openly while remaining a member.
Terry: I was surprised to find out Martha is Catholic, she supports gay righs and personal freedom.

Daniel: She's not really Catholic, she's a Madonna Catholic.


Devon: What you're doing is a sin, as a good Catholic you can't condone abortion.

Dina: Don't worry about it, I'm a Madonna Catholic.


Back stage manager Trisha: I thought Catholics weren't supposed to eat meat on Fridays?

Madonna: Fuck that wack ass shit! Make me a turkey club, bitch. Madge needs her protein. Pissing off the Pope isn't easy.
by St. Nona January 20, 2009
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madawng

A corruption of "my dong" used as an exclamation to express indignation or insult, where the dong is a proxy for the injured ego
Guys, madawng! I just got fired. Madawng.
by ChadBBQ April 16, 2008
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Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.
Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.
by nathanjones July 12, 2009
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Madonna Boobs

n; When a bra on a female make her breasts point outwards as if they were cones, similar to Madonna's famous bra.
"Becky, does this bra give me Madonna Boobs?"
"Nope, you are in the clear. Looks quite round and natural. LOL."
by DissyTee18 December 20, 2012
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Madcow

an obese unkept female who is generally found in sweatpants, gets jealous over the hottie/honey dip in the room that her man can't take his eyes off of, sometimes resulting in obvious bickering between the couple who leave the area shortly after the incident. Therefore she becomes a "mad cow" also known to be found happening with skinny ugly girls who have no boobs or personality and buck teeth, bug eyes , etc.
Madcow: has look of hate and eating chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy watching husband every eye movement and says nothing

Husband : can't control himself and incessantly stares while drooling at hotties taute firm ripe ass- leaves with raging hard on.

<mad cow > < Mad > <cow> <Madcow disease>

Honeydip to friend ; look! that Madcow and her man r leaving now
by Space cowgirl68 March 31, 2013
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Madoka Magica

a cute magical girl show with mentally ill lesbians. We have Madoka - pink haired lesbian with ofc she/her pronous, Homura - Madoka's gf, probably 12 years older than her, Sayaka - of course you have blue hair and pronous, also kinda hated character (free sayaka from all the hate, she did nothing wrong) Kyoko - Sayaka's gf, has a weird obsession with apples. Likes rhytyhm games. Mami - had like 40 minutes of screentime, but we still love her
- You like Puella Magi Madoka Magica too?!
- You mean that show with mentally ill people??!
- fuck it, lets go together on therapy
by Twink69 October 14, 2023
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