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C-MACin-it

Verb: To aggresively masterbate.
by mcjeezy April 21, 2008
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Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013
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macinley

An industrious sexual deviant, who loves the finer things in life-particularly whiskey- and has no restraint when confronted with people of the femal persuasion.
by RedJohn44 January 15, 2014
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Maci-Jai

A beautiful, happy, loving princess with an attitude. The one that will make your heart melt but your blood boil all at the same time! The one that you wish was your's.
Shes deffinatly a maci-jai, i wouldn't change her for the world.
by TheFemaleBoss June 22, 2014
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The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum
Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.
by Louzealand August 6, 2008
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Macintoss

Another name for an obsolete Mac, usually because you have to discard it so you can purchase another Mac in order to upgrade it's hardware components.
Person 1:I had to throw away my old Macintoss, because there is no way I can upgrade the hardware components.

Person 2: *Sigh* I guess the only time "It just works" is only for a year until you have to upgrade it.
by K. Yonan June 14, 2008
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macintosh

Macintosh was made by someone who thought they were very cool, but unfortunately made a pretty crap OS that cant run any good programs.
-Dosent work properly
by peeeee May 13, 2005
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