Reverse M&M

When she will only let it melt in her hand, not in her mouth....

When we first started dating, I used to get sex all the time. Now all I get is a reverse M&M..

by Pro66 June 17, 2022

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.

Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.

by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

m&m’s

Some good ass candy

MMMM THATS SOME GOOD ASS M&M’S!

by Costeral January 10, 2018

M&M

M&M Gaming
Short for Mac and Mobile, people who identify as Mac and Mobile gamers are truly the future of competitive eSport gaming, the pinnacle of play.

I cannot afford a console, so I M&M game.

by Jakhammer_1 December 30, 2018