M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.

Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.

by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019

m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?

kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?

by roxbox007 February 6, 2020

Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.

Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.

by xbr0seidon June 29, 2011

man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie

man face m&m is cool

by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023

M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

by M&M Sweats July 11, 2023