ass log

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

by Nord March 23, 2004

Log Out

To take a poo

"I'll be back in about 5 minutes, I've got to log out."

"I've got to let my dog out, I think he has to log out."

by Im_a_qwik_tinker December 15, 2008

yule log

the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much

#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...

by bleeewwee December 30, 2007

Log Cabin

The resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.

Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.

by Dr Poops April 21, 2013

glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 28, 2015

Log roll

The changeover position from Girl On Top to Missionary, where the penis remains inside the vagina and the boy holds onto the girl like a tight log

Last night I heard Will log rolled Abigail

by Malia12345 July 18, 2013

Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 04, 2009