Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Dirty Leish

Usually an Aquarian that's a charmer. Very good in the bedroom! Not a commitment person but very dominant! Whoever lands one is a very lucky person!

I got myself a Dirty Leish, I'm so lucky!

by pseudonym178e October 12, 2023

Not my dog to leash

When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.

Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?

Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.

Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.

Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.

by ellerfl October 30, 2020

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Lekshey

The best man there is. He is literally the best.

Here comes Lekshey, the best man in the world.

by ok234055pp April 22, 2021

lesh

someone, who when undergoing verbal abuse has a natural instinct to attack the nearest person who they see is socialy inferior, in an attempt to divert the attention away from them.

Gary, rather than return the abuse to Paul started to bully Chris, who was known to be a nerd.

by lesh June 7, 2005

Leshaylin

Enough said... on a scale of 1-10 he's rated 11...

Leshaylin... Enough said...

by fishme September 22, 2011