Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.

"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

laser

One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.

by duplo June 11, 2004

laser tag dance

a way of dominating a laser quest game;;really good laser quest junkies do this;;it looks like they are trying to dance;;looks very stupid but is a way of winning the game;;The gun is sideways;;they are constantly moving to not get hit;;the people that always come in first place are always doing a laser tag dance

Amanda:Did you see that guy dressed in the Winnie the Poo outfit?He must be like 60 years old!
Sam:Yea,hes doing a laser tag dance. Plus he is the number 1 player at Laser Quest.How does he do it?

by Macie August 24, 2005

laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement

"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)

by theloaffamily April 10, 2010

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009

laser bop

getting bop from a laser

dude, I just got laser bop.

by donkeyswamp January 18, 2009

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010