For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 08, 2010
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017
Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.
Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!
Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”
Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!
Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”
Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”
by bussintok February 18, 2025
by Flying avocado0712 October 07, 2021
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 02, 2021
when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014