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Lard

Kevin: What the fuck is up LARDASS!!

Stacey: IM NOT FAT!!!!
by Baconbitch99 April 27, 2022
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Lard

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Sofia is such a lard
by bobcat bob November 5, 2021
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Lard Ass

Bean joober is a lard ass
by bean250joob August 14, 2021
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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.
The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.
by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022
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Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.
Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard
by Lardylard December 23, 2019
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Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck
by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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