fat lard 

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

fat lard by Titty munch August 23, 2017

security lard 

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

security lard by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

Tub of lard 

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

Tub of lard by Light Joker December 4, 2004

fat lard 

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

fat lard by hamburg January 12, 2008

Thick lard 

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

Thick lard by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

My lard 

My lard is used for a very close friend

How are you today my lard

My lard by Katrinakellogsxoxox March 9, 2020

womb lard 

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

womb lard by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020