Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 08, 2010
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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017
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seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.
Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge
by bussintok February 18, 2025
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B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.
Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today
by Flying avocado0712 October 07, 2021
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 02, 2021
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
by dynamite blowfish March 01, 2014
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