Lainie

Sex with Lainie is very pleasurable. Lainie’s have a big bust and don’t even get me started on that ass. Lainie’s don’t mind fucking while raw, and gives the best 69. She does you so hard, you turn into mush. Next time you see a Lainie, get ready for some nasty sex.

“Do you see that ass?”
“Yeah dude, she must be a Lainie”

by Don’tLookAtMe February 17, 2021

D'Laine

Peace loving, people person. Witty, yet sometimes snarky. Music aficiando, particularly classic rock. Intelligent and always looking to learn something new. Enjoys a challenge. Caveat: can be controlling.

While D'Laine worked, she listened to classific rock and wore a peace sign necklace.

by Peace Train February 14, 2010

Get your Lance on

The process of getting intoxicated.

I got my motha fuckin Lance on last night and banged some fat chick named Mike.

Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on

by Fatboy555 January 29, 2009

Lance

A long shit that will often clog the toilet.

Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.

Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!

by PacManBlam January 7, 2013

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.

The knights charged one another with their lances.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Laine

An amazing girl who kicks butt at any Algebra quiz, gives great hugs and can sing her butt off. Girls, be jealous, guys, cover your balls and run for your lives.

Bitchy Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it's Laine! I wonder if she'll help me with my homework even though she's two years younger than me?

Jock: AHHHHHHH!

by trekkiechick<3 May 8, 2009