Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
Night before: Woohoo! Damn I'm drunk! Let's go hit up Krystals and get our bash on!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
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She's also very shy.
She's also very shy.
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'Hey, don't be mean. Her name's Krystella and she happens to be a really cool person.'
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