kiwi fruit

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

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kiwi

A small flightless bird native of New Zealand, also a name given to anyone born in New Zealand, which is located Just right to Australia, in fact they are like Australia's little snot nosed brother. Australia and New Zealand have fought hard against each other on the sporting field and even harder together as allies in times of conflict, together they are unbeatable, together they are stoic, together they are one, together they are the ANZACS (despite the under arm bowling, which Dougie Walters proved was an easy hit ).

Aussies don't like being called kiwis and Kiwis don't like to be called Aussies. But when push comes to shove, they will stand shoulder to shoulder with the Southern cross above them.

If you talk to a kiwi you will note that they have 1 less vowel than everyone else. They can't say fish, its fush, they can't say six, its sux, they can't say chips, its chups, they are not from NZ, they are from UnZed.

An Aussie is driving in New Zealand and notices someone shagging a sheep by the roadside. The Aussie stops and says 'hey mate, over in Oz we shear them', The kiwi stops, looks up indignantly and says 'Im not sharing her with no-one cuz'.

by MrMopar July 23, 2014

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Kiwi

A slang term for a pair of extraordinarily large testicles.

"My boyfriend has a set of kiwis."

by alorarose April 15, 2009

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kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015

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