Illinois

Illinois? Hmm...don't you mean Chicago?

Where you live?
Chicago!
Oh, Illinois!
No..Chicago.
. . .

by MasterPeep09 October 21, 2010

Illinois State University

A mediocre, Tier 3 Ranked University (U.S. News), that specializes in education. Originally founded as a "Normal" School, Illinois State (ISU) is a common choice for those not academically strong enough for prestigious University of Illinois or a better University. Illinois State is located within the towns of Bloomington and Normal Illinois. The area is a blue collar, depressed looking city which has an extremely high larceny risk (CLRSearch.com). Not only does the campus and surrounding neighborhood have a dim and melancholy feel, for the future of education within the state of Illinois is in great danger after massive budget cuts within the state legislature.

Hey John, I just received my acceptance letter from Illinois State University!

"Oh, what happened to UofI?"

"...yeeaaa, didn't get accepted..."

"sucks! you're going to be a poor poor man"

by theShrewedWizard April 12, 2010

illinois

A state that looks down on every one. They are all stuck up assholes here. They can't drink beer for shit. They cant even make pizza right. And Lincoln was born in Kansas dumb asses

I am going to Illinois to shit on all the stupid people and fail at doing a keg stand.

by wd40kid February 18, 2009

Quincy, Illinois

A place where dreams can be restored. When you don't like the way it is change it. Give your best.

Many people here are hurting. The drugs and negative lifestyles are a cry for help. Burdens weigh heavy. Men are thought to treat women like crap because of the example they have in their lives. Women accept harm and destruction in their lives because they see their mothers accept it. Quincy isn't a horrible place to live we just need change and God to change our hearts on how we view Quincy. We can make a choice, either sit and watch it fall apart or get out and make a change.

God is only limited by your faith and belief. He can make the change.

Quincy, Illinois where change is possible

by changemycity January 15, 2014

Illinoisance

(pronounced Illinoy-ance) Stereotypical rhetoric-spewing midwestern liberal.

Senator Dick Durbin is an illinoisance.

by douchebagreport June 1, 2007

Killinit

Masterbation; Whacking off; touching one's self

"I walked in on Keefer Killinit yesterday."

Also used:
Ben was killin' his dick yesterday.

by Killit King February 5, 2010

Illinois

A Midwestern state, surrounded by Lake Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and Indiana.

I'm not having any fun in Illinois, I wish I was in Southern Cal or Texas living it up.

by Saints October 19, 2003