klepto

1.someone who enjoys stealing; a compulsive theif
2. to steal

1. watch ur shit man that chicks a klepto.
2. wanna go klepto some coricidin?

by Gaybi July 11, 2004

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

Keaton

Down to earth, genuine, at times annoyingly aggravating. Passion driven. Creative and intelligent, homeboy can be a Casanova but is a gentleman. Introspective and funny but also a gym bro. Keaton is a very thoughtful individual and will probably marry Ana De Armas or something. Also a grade A weenie, but he's ok I guess

Keaton is such a weenie.

by wolfdragicorn May 4, 2018

Ketouvi

A chapri with blonde hair.

Look at that guy on the roadside he's probably a Ketouvi.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 9, 2022

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

Keaton

Somebody that is good at most sports

That's a true Keaton right there

by Footballkid#13 March 4, 2017

Kenton

Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12

Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?

by dragon44 June 13, 2008