I. J. Kelley

(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),

1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.

Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!

by J. Fehr. November 12, 2010

Kelly

The most beautiful girl that will make your heart melt every time you see her because she is so beautiful.

Me walking pass Kelly:omg who is that girl, she is so beautiful I'm gonna have a heart attack.

by Hawkkid July 2, 2019

r. kelly

to pee on someone....

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head

by steve February 28, 2005

kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004

Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008

Kelly

Warrior princess, so bow down. She demands respect, but gives it too. Face of an angel, kind, sexy, generous, fun loving beauty. Perfect features, gorgeous hair, white straight teeth, sparkling green eyes, round curvy ass. Every guy wants a Kelly. Every girl wants to be a Kelly. She has plenty of people to choose from and treats them all special. Never talks bad about others. Smart, fashionably dressed. Always a standout in a crowd. Mostly outgoing, sometimes shy, which can be mistaken for snooty, but isn't. Great business sense. It's great to be a Kelly.

I wish I were a Kelly. Everything goes her way.

It's a Kelly. (It's a wrap.)

by friend4alifetime February 4, 2010

Kellerpedia

A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.

Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!

by c0de_RED February 23, 2009