Baby Keeper

The host of the sperm receiver "baby keeper."

I blew my load in the girls mouth for baby keeping sake!

She's my baby keeper queen.

by Jessamatic February 6, 2022

Oaf Keepers

A more apt name for the far right extremist group, the Oath Keepers. Far from being "revolutionaries" or "patriots" they were by-and-large a collection of drunken, low-IQ clowns, buffoons and losers. In a word: Oafs.

Oh look... Cletus, Goober an the rest of the Oaf Keepers are going to be holding a rally in front of the public library this weekend to support the banning of books about the history of slavery in America. Which is laughable because none of those dolts even know how to read.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

Dirty keeley

Forcing her sons friends to commit sexual activities on a water bed which leads to intense orgasams , finishing it off by collecting all the sex juices and serving it as a drink to her son.

Can't believe we did the dirty Keeley last night ,Was a reyt laugh yungen.

by Yungen11 March 16, 2020

bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

Keeled

When someone gets so drunk they start throwing up

Did you hear Emily keeled last night?

by lol_idek July 18, 2018