Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

GATE KEEPER

The pani tae’s that dont wanna send their shit unreleased🤡

“Sotia can i have that hiva ?”
RESPONSE: “Na toks hala sends cos im a GATE KEEPER”

by Chachi tufuga April 29, 2022

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

Time Keeper

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night

That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend

by Theproblem November 18, 2022

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022

Treyed Keepers

One with the name Trey who has a list of betraying anyone he encounters by cutting off catalytic converters from your car when you leave it at Brian Hoars house assuming it's safe; so he can buy fentanyl with his cut

Damn left my car in N. Augusta at Brian's and got Treyed Keepers, damn fentanyl junkies!

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024