Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

by HobieKopek September 10, 2008

krohn

someone who had their banjo string snapped

damn! he got krohned last night

by djkshfksjd November 3, 2007

kroeker

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

by kroeker March 4, 2010

Krotchy

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 February 16, 2007

Kross Eyed

One of the many effects caused by smoking crack.

After hittin the stem a couple times, Keon became as Kross Eyed as Kriss Kross

by Bo-bak April 13, 2007

Kross

Some huge bodybuilding machines that drains a Bang before he fucks your bitch with his massive dick

Person 1:“Kross fucked my bitch”
Person 2:“You can’t expect less from a Kross”

by BobbynotWalker August 27, 2019