Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

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A girl who is a good friend that can always be there for you but is easily influenced. She’s a sympathy crier and super emotional. If you find one, she’s rare and can be your best friend for life. Her younger sister is always there to put her straight.

Boy: Damn. Jorgelis is weird.
Little Sister: You barely noticed?

by cat_sarah_weirdos November 22, 2021

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Jorge

He is the prettiest boy alive, he doesn’t talk much but I bet there is a lot going on in his head. He is sexy af and GORGEOUS

He is so Jorge, he is hot

by user3169 November 21, 2021

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Dope ah nigga man he cool man tru bruh he dope a fuh

Man dat th homie jorge man he dope ah fuh nigg

by Cool gangsta November 21, 2021

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A friend who shouldn't be trusted around your girl, he will drop all of his day 1's to chase a bitch for 2 years who still doesn't want him, if your girl is around he will be the funniest around, beware of Jorge's and don't don't their friend, they will make you break up with your girl and then chase her for 2 years even though she still doesn't want him, Jorge is a true loner and a simp, he is a fatass with a small dick that he scratches alot

Guy 1: who's that guy and why does he ask Jessica out every time he sees her?
Guy 2: oh that's jorge, he's been chasing her for 2 years and even dropped his day 1's for her and she still doesn't want him

by Loserboi_07 November 21, 2021

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