the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011

Jankade

n. a word describing any variety of generic Kool-Aid, particularly grape, and extremely popular with people of the projects.

"Nigga Imma go to the sto' and pick us up some grape Jankade."

"Nigga you can't afford Kool-aid? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Gerg the Warrior King January 14, 2008

Jokay

1. A sarcastic way of showing disagreement with a suggestion, statement or action.
2. A negative response to a question. Usually followed by an explanation.


Pronounced: Joe-kay

That accident was definitely your fault.
Jokay... That bitch came out of no where.

by Foulkes October 24, 2008

jonais

Jonais is a very unique name, you wont find anyone else with it. Jonais is usually a kind, caring and sweet boy, but don't let his charming looks distract you. Jonais has a great sense of humour and can always make you smile even when you try your hardest not to. Jonais is rough and competitive but who doesn't like that in a guy? You will never meet anyone like him, he is rare just like his name.

Wow! I just stabbed myself looking so hard at Jonais.

by Ugly :p May 21, 2018

Jonah

He is a great guy who is not the best at English but great in math. He is currently dating at the moment. He has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He is addicted to dragon ball z and hentai. He may sound awful but he is a sweet person with a great personality.

Did you see how Jonah was going super sauayn in the road!!!

by Gus herbson January 12, 2019

Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.

ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8

by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019

Jonads

Just a simple word to describe the gonads, nads, or quite simply nuts, of a Jonas Brother. Much like the Joner.

"Ahah when Joe's all excited, the Jonads come out. Thank you skinny jeans!"

by Kendall Aay August 25, 2008