Jason Caccaro

Jason Caccaro is a man who comes from an Italian background, is a master chef, and loves women (in kitchens). He is not like any normal Jason, in fact he is completely unique in every way possible. If you get the lucky chance to meet a man with the name Jason Caccaro, then you should marry him ASAP. He is especially loving, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, a great listener and excellent story teller, and his humour is brilliant. There is never a dull moment when around Jason Caccaro and you will learn something new about yourself every day by simply exchanging a few words with this spectacular person. If you ever get the chance to be comfortable around him, and if you are lucky enough for him to be just as comfortable as you are, you may get the chance to hear his legendary comfy noises to which are the equivalent to God speaking Himself. Never turn down the opportunity to talk to this man, Jason Caccaro can change your life within a matter of minutes.

"Have you met Jason Caccaro yet?"
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."

by samnus December 8, 2012

Jason M

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.

Jason M is gayness

by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019

JSON

In programming, JSON is an abbreviation of JavaScript Object Notation. It's an open-standard file format that uses human-readable text to transmit data objects consisting of attribute–value pairs and array data types

What kind of array is this?

It's JSON
{

"id": 1,

"name": "Foo",

"price": 123,

"tags":

"Bar",

"Eek"


}

by gialoramix September 21, 2019

Jason the lil bitch

The guy that is a lil bitch and acts like he is your friend but isn’t

Wow that Jason the lil bitch

by Bigbill January 8, 2020

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

jason the toymaker

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.

by •your everyday idiot• February 17, 2021

JasonR'd

When an man-child decides to dodge a game because of the fact that he is in the same lobby as a female.

*Pre-game Lobby*
Woman: Hi guys
Jason: Fuck there's a girl here *Proceeds to Dodge*
Woman: Welp! I just got JasonR'd.

by hanzbday March 27, 2022