Jigging your Jig

To masturbate profusely

Guy 1: Quit "jigging your jig"
Guy 2: "I can't it feels good

by The gg guy September 27, 2025

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 7, 2010

zee-jig

The idea that the fueling of tenditious humor does not harm communication and feelings. Zee-jig refers to fleeting betrayal through jokes and pranks.

Person #1: "Wow! Did you hear what she said to him in a public restaurant?"

Person #2: "She better watch herself, drama declares pain, zee-jig is up!"

by SLim de Marko March 23, 2016

half jig

One half jig is equal to one halg gallon of hard liquor whose dollar value is less than twenty commonly vodka or whiskey substitute (grain nuetral spirits and some added whiskey for flavor) this term is commonly used by the modern american hobo dirty kid tramp

Yo boxcar take this twin to the bodega and get me a half jig and some train food!

by Needles knorb March 19, 2017

blee jig

I don't even fucking know, some dickhead messaged me saying on snapchat. Fucking asshole

Blee Jig. Mate what the fuck are you on about

by ed mcd July 13, 2017

Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.

"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019