bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018

Jickey

To be uneasy, unsure, nervous. Also can be used for an object not working right.

Ex.1: The microwave is a bit jickey.
Ex.2: I was real jickey about my doctor's appointment.

by JWegs September 20, 2005

Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.

WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!

by edward troxler March 27, 2003

That's jacked!

G-rated version of that's fucked up.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.

"l ran bath water to take a bath and grandma just snuck into the tub and locked the door! That's jacked!!"

by Loco bitch September 25, 2009

zar-jacked

Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu.
It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly realise that you only visited the place within the virtual boundries of a computer/console game.

i was like watching tv, like on the int-ernet, when like this guy was like totally talking about the GAP, where you buy like clothes and stuff. And i thought to myself 'hey i was there like there the other day!' and then like i totally realized that i wasn't cos i was like -all old school- and playing GTA Vice City the other day and so i like totally remembered that the graphics were like all different to reality, even tho the store was like a total mimic of the GAP due to the sardoinic intertextuality that like totally laced that entire franchise...
...tacos zar-jacked my hyundai

by pil February 19, 2008

Yukon Jacked

Or more commonly, "Yukon jacked in the face", refers to the wild feeling a person experiences after imbibing the rare Canadian liquor known as the "black sheep of Canada".

Less commonly, it refers to the inexplicable hangover unmatched by any other liquor, and only caused by Yukon Jack.

We're going out tonight and getting Yukon jacked in the face.

I can't make it in to work today because I got Yukon jacked in the face last night.

by Nine striker April 14, 2014