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jerk off instructor 

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.
That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.
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jerk-off Gesture 

When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.
jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*
jerk-off Gesture by Metalikz May 11, 2021
Related Words

Jerk Butter

n; A favored lubricant I.E. KY Jelly
My personal favorite jerk butter would be crisco with sand.
Jerk Butter by Kitrick November 16, 2009

jerk grunt 

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
jerk grunt by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

jerk-ola 

Someone who is not very nice.
Censored for when you want to use a bad word, but little ears are present.
That semi-driver cut me off! What a jerk-ola!
jerk-ola by Jewel the Gem February 27, 2011

Jerk Off June

Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.

There are only 2 rules which are:

-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"

Jerk off 

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.
I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.
Jerk off by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020