Jaindu

has an ENORMOUS cock. It's bigger than Sean's. But he wishes he could bench press 120kg like Sean. Sean's so strong and sexc. Jaindu wishes he was like Sean; except "downstairs" if ygm ;) Jaindu gets car sick but specifically cars only like not on buses or like trams or motorcycles (or vans-ish) idk why bro.

"OH SHIT, Jaindu just ran over this 10-year-old with his lawnmower."
"Jaindu. Why did u just trip that little boy holding the ice-cream in one hand and a balloon in the other? He was going to give that ice-cream to his sister cuz iss her birthday!!!"
"Jaindu. What's that bulge in pants??"

by Shaun Poo December 2, 2019

Jahvin

Someone who's good at giving life advice and getting girls.

Steven : That was some great advice, thanks.

Mbobi : Yea, I kinda feel Jahvin

Steven : Hell no!

by Shorkiv April 27, 2021

jahine

a strong ass bitch ass gay ass cunt who has a penis bigger than a water bottle and will fuck anyone if he has a chance

"god damn Jahine is strong as shit"

by jamjamthebamman June 4, 2017

Jaking

verb-To violently cough while smoking a joint or using a bong.

Hey Dude,if you keeping jaking on us we'll going to skip ya next time!

by Window January 10, 2008

Jaking

a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.

'shit man, you jaked hard last night'

'I'd better go home before I jake'

'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'

'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'

(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'

by Major Jaker April 10, 2013

Jamin

To make a situation worse than it already is. Especially when that situation is a conversation about how women "have their place".

Strusz to Katie: "I could totally say something right now but I don't want to Jamin the situation."

Brian was in a Jamin situation when Courtney started yelling at him for his sexist remark.

by wxcoder85 February 4, 2010

Jaineel

1. A cool pimp that goes around town and gets all the girls
2. To be amazing at life

1. Yo that kid is such a Jaineel I wish I was like him.
2. I've been Jaineeling all this week

by EB40694 March 24, 2009