CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016

Jab

Jab is a word used to refer to a crackhead or bum

*some eats something of the floor*

Me: your a “jab” that’s nasty 🤢 !

by Big Kay from da 13 February 1, 2020

JAB

JAB
Ripper of bongs
Roller of joints
Will usually be found alongside Captain Kuvle

8 ounces of weed?! Since when did you become a JAB

by Rob3001 May 12, 2020

Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again

Did a jables the other night on the missus

by Buttwig May 28, 2020

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023