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Big Jazz

1) A sarcastic term used to describe something or someone that others clearly thinks is great, but is actually fairly sub standard. (Not unlike a lot of jazz)

2) A description for the fuss people make about something that's hardly worth mentioning. (Like the latest jazz album.)
1) "I got a new puppy!"
"Big Jazz! I got a new shotgun. Shall we get the two of them together?"

2) "So the bride walked down the aisle and everyone went "Ahhhhhh". All I could think was- "Big Jazz... she looks like an iced gem."
by MagickDio April 19, 2010
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Jazz Eye

The rapid eye movements that most commonly occur, along with so-called 'gurning', as a result of ecstasy/MDMA ingestion. The term may also be used as a synonym for an ecstasy tablet.
1. That bitch got jazz eye, yo.
2. Darling, did you notice our son's eyes tonight? Do you think he had jazz eye?
3. Dude, you got some spare jazz eye for the rave?
by BJBNYC March 21, 2009
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Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.
"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."
by djblvnts July 14, 2016
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chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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jazz bal

The dried out state of your testicles after an all nighter shaggin.
Mate have you seen me jazz bal after last night.
by shacks December 16, 2006
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jazz woodbine

A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.
Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...
by merryment May 8, 2005
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Jazz Cabbage

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?
by RalphMacchiato September 7, 2019
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