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Impossible Knowledge

Knowledge that cannot be understood because it is too complex to comprehend or cannot be determined through calculation or experiments.
The definition of "impossible knowledge" is impossible knowledge because there is no way to define something that is unknown.
by Dontgocrazy June 28, 2012
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error-impossibilitator

A mechanism which structurally, physically, or electronically blocks human beings from committing an error.
Walls, locks, and barbed-wire are examples of a structural error-impossibilitator. And the way Web pages are programmed to not allow a user to proceed to the next step until the user types their password, for example, is an example of an electronic error-impossibilitator. Condoms and other pregnancy-prevention devices are also error-impossibilitators. However, some error-impossibilitators are not fool-proof. Parents, teachers, mentors, coaches, personal trainers, security guards or bouncers are not error-impossibilitators because—unless they stand in someone's way—they can only help others prevent errors. Error-impossibilitators are of two types, those that can be circumvented, such as by cutting a barbed wire, and those which cannot be circumvented, such as the wall President Trump offered to build on the U.S.-Mexico border. Note that very few error-impossibilitators are 100% reliable because if someone wants to, they can, for example, dig a tunnel under a wall, as people have done to get to the other side.
by but for November 29, 2017
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mishan impossible

When you misspell Mission: Impossible but realize it is an actual movie
*looks up mishan impossible*
*realizes it is real*
by galactica423 October 6, 2023
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the almost impossible game show

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.
Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!
by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017
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next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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imposer

Someone who thinks they can be something without a degree. Ex photographer
I don't have a degree in photography but pretend I can take pics so I'm an imposer
by That man February 26, 2017
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