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Hypocrite

Look at those Hypocrites dressed in white at the State of the Union!
by Exhibit_A May 8, 2020
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Hypocrite

Margaret A Edwards
A.K.A Pegge or Marg
"Here comes the hypocrite"

- "Here comes Marg"
by bwryio May 17, 2020
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Hypocrite

Anchors from 2016-2018: "We republicans, when we lose, we just accept it."
Biden wins the election
Republicans begin rioting about the election and storm the capitol building
"God, republicans are such hypocrites!"
by maybesomeonerandomyes January 14, 2021
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Double hypocrite

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".
Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017
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trifling hypocrite

A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.
The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.
by Triflegirl January 18, 2018
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hypAAcrit

a person in recovery from alcoholism who says one thing and then acts the opposite way in a very obnoxious and judgemental manner
Have you seen the young girl that Bobby was hitting on last night?

Yeah, he yelled at a guy the other night for trying to 13th step the same chick..

What a hypAAcrit !
by laslo July 2, 2011
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happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
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