dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".

"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."

by HomeSchool April 28, 2013

hump you

A milder way of saying "F-you". Often used by children to avoid getting in trouble for saying the real thing.

"No it isn't! Hump you! It's MY beach ball!"

by Gucc June 6, 2007

Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

Hump Jumping

The act of sticking your penis inside a girl's vagina while a friend jumps on the bed

Him and his girlfriend thought hump jumping would allow them to have sex but remain virgins.

by 664 Inc. October 15, 2021

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013