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Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!

We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.

And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.

Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!

by human-and-proud-of-it. May 3, 2007

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Human

The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.

Humans may express the following symptoms:

Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass

Evangelicals: God loves everyone!

Atheist: I'm Atheist

Evangelicals: Your going to hell!

Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?

Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.

Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.

(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)

by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010

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Humans

The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.

Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.

by Crown8 September 24, 2013

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Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

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