horse wanker 

British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.

Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"

"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."

horse wanker by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007

Horse Boat 

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

horse boat horseboatdwightdwight k. schrute the office

Horse Boat by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

Horse Thursday 

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday

Horse Thursday by Sir. John A. McDonald December 12, 2018

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

Horse Fucker by Fed up July 1, 2018

Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad” Has long hair in a pony tail with athletic gear on with pink and white Roshe Run sneakers. Easily offended and sensitive.

Gabby is a Horse Girl

Horse Girl by Emswagmaster2000 November 9, 2023

horse viagra 

1. extremely powerful viagra

2. viagra for horses

1. That was one helluva big erection, this stuff is horse viagra.

2. farmer: Okay Bobby, I just fed you some horse viagra! Now you go show off your new and improved willy to the rest of them horsies!

horse viagra by Pooty__Toot March 14, 2008

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008