A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
Get the Horse Trademug. The Tratty Horse is commonly defined as a mixture between the Tratty which is a Santa-like animal disguised as a woman, however the disguise is not perfect and male traits sneak into the Tratty. The mixture also includes the horse which is a pregnant-horse hybrid in the body of a female.(we think) Together these two make a powerful creature known now as the “Tratty-Horse” Tratty Horses are also known to be VERY stinky, ruthless, and soulless.
the boys laughed and snickered as they watched the tall skinny man girl walk by, “oh my gosh, she such a tratty horse,” they exclaimed.
by Maternity witch mouse May 17, 2022
Get the Tratty Horsemug. by ntp479 July 17, 2016
Get the pie in the horsemug. by jules August 7, 2003
Get the horses collarmug. A non-hostile fictional creation of Trevor Henderson. It appears in the shape of a horses neck, but the neck extends infinitely with no end in side. The face looks sort of like the skeleton of a horse with very little hair. He smells strongly of cinnamon and makes creaking and cracking noises like bones snapping as it moves its neck. Despite its scary appearance, long-horse is not necessarily friendly, but non-hostile. He wont attack you.
Girl: What is that horrifying creature outside my window
Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.
Girl: Oh, okay.
Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.
Girl: Oh, okay.
by VoidEmpress November 16, 2019
Get the Long Horsemug. A technique for horse euthanasia where two ropes are looped around the lame horse and are then tied to two healthy horses. The healthy horses gallop in opposite directions at full speed. The ropes become taught and decapitate the lame horse almost instantly.
"In the mid-nineteenth century, the horse pull was the preferred way to discard a lame or sickly horse. During the peak of its popularity, the entire farm would come to watch the horse pull. Occasionally, people from nearby towns would join too."
- John Hammersmith, "The American Wild West, Unveiled"
- John Hammersmith, "The American Wild West, Unveiled"
by OnlyHistory July 5, 2011
Get the Horse Pullmug. Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)
"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."
"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."
"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."
by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012
Get the horses and bayonetsmug.