Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021

homiesexual

A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.

someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu

by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022

homiesexual

the dumbest thing ever that isnt real

guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying

by sammyhamham January 21, 2022

homiesexual

a predator

yo i like kids!

bro thats homiesexual

by ecasadfadsf January 28, 2022

Homiesexual

That one friend in the group called. Acts very sus around homies.

No Dan, leave his ass alone, you cant touch him like that. Stop being Homiesexual.

by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022

Homiesexual

That one friend called Dan in the group that is highly attracted to the boys.

Stop touching his ass already. It inappropriate to be homiesexuals in public.

by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022

homiesexual

gay with the homies

for the boys im homiesexual

by zeta1234 December 7, 2021