Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016

Hozo

A portmanteau of "Ho" and "Bozo." As most women are hos and/or bozos, this term eloquently encapsulates the struggles men have to deal with vis a vis the opposite sex.

Exclusions include loving mothers and the rare unicorn female that is neither a ho nor a bozo.

"Hey Shawn, I'm tired of these hozos; can you help me find a chick who's not a hozo?"
"Sorry Arie, I have yet to meet an unrelated woman that is not a hozo."

by theredpillll May 15, 2017

hoesogyny

When a female treats men like a piece of fuck meat. Hoesogonists take advantage of the fragililty that is masculinity by regularly spouting off "hey, show me your dick!"

What a hoesogynyst

by Wtfmehudickbutt May 30, 2017

hoenoodle

That one noodle in pasta that's extra saucy and slips around too much

This damn hoenoodle is to hard to eat

by The pajamas December 11, 2017

Hoedover

When a friend gets off with a guy you are talking to/dating/crushing on, behind your back.

Person 1: “my best mate just snogged my prom date behind my back”

Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”

by Annie_cos December 1, 2017

hoenozzle

a synonym of hoebag

wow Eric, he's such a hoenozzle

by AYA ACHEL December 26, 2017

hoemones

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018