holdsworthian

adj. of or pertaining to speech modified for clarity using colloquial nomenclature and descriptions many times derived from slang.

Holdsworthian Syntax Example:

"So I just click on the little orange picture thingy to open my Outlook doohicky for mail right?"

by EnigmaV8 February 8, 2006

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 1, 2006

Connor hodson

An all round dickhead.
He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
Lispy cunt gets battered by midgets and spotty geezers who don’t wear their coat right. Goes to cadets but is shit and pushes his luck wants to shag maam horny bastard.

Connor hodsons a fat twat.

by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019

Headshot

Better than sex

Nothing sweeter than getting a headshot, sending a slug through your enemy's brains :D

by SekkzBeest February 21, 2009

cage heads

People dedicated to tracking Nicholas Cage's every move and activity. Really big fans of Nicholas Cage.

person 1: yo man did you see that Cage is casted for that new movie?

person 2: ya us cage heads are going crazy!

by a loyal cage head October 2, 2013

Hoad

Male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.

Crikey! that guy's hung like a Hoad!!

by D. Clifton September 13, 2011

Heads down, butts up!

A cute and charming phrase finished by..."that's the way we like to fuck!" Of indeterminate origin and little utility.

When viewing a passed-out chick at a frat party with her face burried in the couch:

"Heads down, butts up! That's the way we like to fuck!"

by Rogaine_God December 29, 2004