A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011

by Miyhgt June 7, 2019

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.
by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011

luke: how did you and mindy do last night?
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is
luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
