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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011
mugGet the Helmet Warriormug.

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
by Miyhgt June 7, 2019
mugGet the Helmet Goblinmug.

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.
Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.
by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016
mugGet the snail helmetmug.

Skin Helmet

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!
by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Skin Helmetmug.

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Polish Helmetmug.

Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
mugGet the Connect a helmetmug.

helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..
luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
mugGet the helmet crushermug.

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