hardears

naughty

Michael is so hardears. He wouldn't stop interferring with the computer.

by Lisa April 30, 2003

FUCK ME HARDER DADDY

When the anime goth tiddy minor wants sex. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

"FUCK ME HARDER DADDY"
"No u"

by GothTiddies June 9, 2018

Send your ass to Hardee's

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.

"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

by C-Hizzle222 March 23, 2010

Hardened

1. Its the second hardest difficulty in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

2. When something soft has been left to harden. (In the wind, hairdrier ect.)

1.
Guy 1: OMFG I JUST BEAT THE GAME IN HARDENED!
Guy 2: Who gives a shit I beaten it on Veteran already.

2.
I left the pie in the window, it just now hardened, let's eat!

by THE TRUTH IS TOLD AGAIN January 15, 2010

Hardee

an adjective describing the most annoying man you work with. the person that makes you dread coming to work and hates every second of being in the same work place as him. He is super talented at interrupting conversations with his nonsense bullshit that he believes is important. The guy that everyone makes fun of for his funny looks, big head, and or awkwardly grown mustache that looks super ridiculous on his face. Also, he is the creeper that loves creeping on the new girls that comes into work and could also possibly creep on any girl he meets, attractive or not. He is pessimistic and can never be wrong. Basically, he is the worst person you can imagine.

Did you see that new 2nd Class Petty Officer that joined our squadron? Man, he is a hardee.

Did you see that girl that went missing a few days ago? Well apparently she killed herself because of that hardee she worked with.

Fuck hardee.

by Hardee's mother July 23, 2011

James Harden

Example for joke.

Dontai: hey man, I just saw a picture with Lil Baby and James… James… uhhh.. the basketball player..
YourRage: James Harden?
Dontai: Harden this dick in yo mouth HAHAHAAH GOTTEM

by Guh uh uhhhhhhhh August 23, 2021

Hardened Criminal

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.

Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!

by Turdpiper August 30, 2013