My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’
s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male
friends. It’s kind of like his
hello and his superpower.
“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to
people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.
For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every
man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the
hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?
Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
