grubstitute

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

by junkfinder September 4, 2017

gruszczyk

A person that Viktor calls "best friend" or "brother from another mother".

He is a real gruszczyk to Viktor

by danny-danny May 28, 2018

Grusplain

Gru explaining to someone, typically a Minion, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"The rest of the plan is simple. I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet." "Nigga dont you Grusplain to me."

by EmpoweredMinionist July 29, 2018

Grush

She's your girlfriend, but also sort of your crush.

Zac: Brody, I'm gunna' tell you my grush.
Brody: K
Zac: It's ur mum
Brody: *Jumps Out Window*

by aksdhfkadsphf;osa'' April 13, 2019

Grets

Adj. A lousy excuse for a word constructed by an english major to justify his attempt in playing scrabble.

I've got skillz, grets skillz.

by JosephTheDreamer October 20, 2019

Gruntsplatter

The simultaneous act of rubbing out a huge load, whilst exhaling deeply and letting out a loud groan of satisfaction

Jesus, Jennifer wound me up last night and wouldn’t let me have any so when I got back to my place I had to sort myself out, the gruntsplatter could be heard all through the neighbourhood!

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

Grits

The drug mollie/molly/MDMA.

That muthafucker rollin hard af on them grits!

by D.B. STUNNATON March 5, 2021