Gronk

High off your ass 🍃

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts”

by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020

Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

Grank

Fermented seminal fluid. Generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.

"Hey Matt, you have a pretty sweet room! Holy Christ! Is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? GROSS!

by SoCrispy December 20, 2008

grun

The cheesey discharge from an unclean vigina, which has crustated on the outer viginal flaps.

I am not going down on you until you clean that grun off you!

by neal December 22, 2003

gronky

An unattractive, and uncordinated person

Man that chick is fully gronky. I wouldnt even do her with yours.

by tborg July 14, 2004

gruncle

gruncle....a combing of two words great uncle

Gruncle Gord got to hold his neice for the first time tonight.

by RETALS May 2, 2011

gronk

Focuses purely on their muscles rather than education, works out alot, an absolute bogan, one who's IQ is lower than the $5 entry fee at the gym.
Threatens everyone and tries to start fights with whoever.

Gronk: FUCKIN' AY CUNT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM AE FUCKIN GREAT
Person: cool.
Gronk: YOU FUCKIN WANNA GO ME!!
Person: no.

by S12 July 18, 2013