Fermented seminal fluid. Generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.
"Hey Matt, you have a pretty sweet room! Holy Christ! Is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? GROSS!
by SoCrispy December 20, 2008

How DONNA CHENGstein mispronounced 'ridiculous' on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld. It wasn't Elaine and you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking so.
Donna: This is really getting ridicurous!
Jerry: ..........Did you say 'ridicurous'?
Donna: Ridiculous!
jerry: I thought you said... 'ridicurous'...
Jerry: ..........Did you say 'ridicurous'?
Donna: Ridiculous!
jerry: I thought you said... 'ridicurous'...
by SoCrispy March 06, 2009
