gross juice

The spontaneous sipping of an alcoholic concoction while under the assumption that it’s a yummy healthy beverage.

More often than not, this term is used very early in the AM by a still heavy-eyed child.

"Mama, I took the last sip of Uncle Lucky's leftover drink - GROSS JUICE"!

by donros June 15, 2005

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Grosskreutz

A pathological, compulsive liar and general scumbag, grosskreutzs are often alcoholics and often have extensive criminal histories. A grosskreutz tends to lack any self awareness or shame and will typically refuse to accept any personal responsibility for entirely avoidable predicaments that are of their own making. As such they will constantly run their mouth off on both social media and the insane lame stream media (CNN, MSNBC) in an attempt to deflect any and all accountability for their actions and the consequences that follow. This act, whilst effective at seducing the kind of brain dead morons who get their political opinions from the ice cream manufacturer Ben and Jerry's, is usually ineffective against normal people and anyone with an IQ greater than 40.
Grosskreutzs can often be found hanging around at 'mostly' peaceful protests with other unemployable reprobates and sex offenders, doing the dirty work of deranged hard left politicians. They will often disguise themselves as medics and claim to be harmless, however do not be fooled, the grosskreutz will likely be packing a concealed and loaded gun.

That douchebag Gaige is a real grosskreutz.

by Archibald "Harry" Tuttle November 20, 2021

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