gruff

In a lesbian relationship, the dominant character or 'male' is the gruff.

Wearing a boy's haircut, jeans, and tattoos, you could tell that Marty was the gruff in the relationship.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

"no guff"

means.... "no shit dick tracy... are you a loser not to know that"

one: madonna is a whore
two: yeah... "no guff".

by oneleggedracer April 23, 2006

Gruffalo

a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo

jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl

by Jwalken August 4, 2007

Guffman Moment

When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.

Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.

My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.

At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.

by Sausalito Kid November 28, 2010

Guffey

the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.

That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.

by MENCLAN July 29, 2009

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

guffgas

its when you guff,its the smelly shit that comes out called guffgas.

fukkin hell virge thats some serious guffgas

by ricardo picarelli September 9, 2003