guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

Krebs

another word for pubic crabs.

Man my krebs are itchin today!!

by Hawker February 13, 2004

smeg

manky shit, or a word from the Red Dwarf TV series.

Oh smeg I left the oven on, now the house has burnt down!!!!

by Hawker February 14, 2004

spin on it

get lost

hey you go spin on it

by Hawker January 26, 2004

Kraftwerk

Possibly the greatest electro techno style group ever! One of Germanys finest exports! An extremely big hit in the 80s. No one should dis them they are great.

Hey Hawker put some Kraftwerk on!!!!

by Hawker February 13, 2004

swed

swed is your head

im gonna kick your swed in

by Hawker January 25, 2004

Bum Skull

To drink a fluid, usually alcohlic, that is funnelled into the mouth with someone elses arse crack.

'He lost the bet and was forced to bum skull his beer'

by Hawker February 01, 2004