Definitions by Hawker

smeg 

manky shit, or a word from the Red Dwarf TV series.

Oh smeg I left the oven on, now the house has burnt down!!!!

smeg by Hawker February 14, 2004

Krebs 

another word for pubic crabs.

Man my krebs are itchin today!!

Krebs by Hawker February 13, 2004

Kraftwerk

Possibly the greatest electro techno style group ever! One of Germanys finest exports! An extremely big hit in the 80s. No one should dis them they are great.

Hey Hawker put some Kraftwerk on!!!!

Kraftwerk by Hawker February 13, 2004

Bum Skull 

To drink a fluid, usually alcohlic, that is funnelled into the mouth with someone elses arse crack.

'He lost the bet and was forced to bum skull his beer'

Bum Skull by Hawker February 1, 2004

spin on it 

get lost

hey you go spin on it

spin on it by Hawker January 26, 2004

guff ont swed 

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

guff ont swed by Hawker January 25, 2004

swed 

swed is your head

im gonna kick your swed in

swed by Hawker January 25, 2004