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by gurkoin September 10, 2018

Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

gnerple

The sound a gnome makes when surpised.

If someone comes up and slaps you right in the FACE, you would say: Gnerple!

by Tsonu April 18, 2005

Gherkin

Any hot/ sexy chicks.

Hey did you see that gherkin.

Yeah man, damn. I've git a boner!

How big was her cheese!

by Jizztastic.org.john April 5, 2010

gnark

N. 1- A female of the homosexual orientation, especially one that distances herself from the mainstream social crowd.

N. 2- A social outcast, usually a female.

The girl that sat by herself at lunch and wore odd clothing was considered to be a "gnark."

by Taylor24 December 29, 2006

Gneralas

Gneralas is a fully sick gamer ulleh.

Gneralas a fully sick cunt ulleh

by Meh March 7, 2005

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017