Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009

Guff Breath

Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.

Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"

Gu- in latin means Dog

FF- in latin means Shit

"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"

"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"

"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"

"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"

"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"

by Francois Steyn June 30, 2009

sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....

martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.

by kez the wez August 22, 2009

gaffag

Gaffag, apart from being a palindrome, is a slang merging of the two words 'gay' and 'fag'. It is used to describe homosexual individuals, or individuals with homosexual tendencies.

Steve regretted showing me his new man-bag after I scornfully declared him a gaffag.

by The Egg Poacher March 14, 2009

gaff rigged

a boat that has sails that are not to English navel standards,, jerry rigged.... german....mick rigged,, irish.. nigger rigged. Caribbean or slave ship... modern definition is any thing that is sailed or driven repaired with a unconventional procedure in an emergency procedure (mickey moused is the most common urban use

our ship spotted a gaff rigged ship on the horizon. we soon realized it was a nigger rigged slave ship, to our relief it was just a mick rigged fishing boat.

by gaff rigged February 21, 2015

Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016

Gaff

Term used in magic to describe a false or rigged item

A nesting coin is a gaff.

by TheNeed73 April 15, 2017