gabe

Gabe, short for Gabriel, angel of god and harbringer of divine light upon the crumpled masses.

And as Gabe descended upon the waterpolo game god said to him "Los Altos shall win" and it was so.

by Gabe S July 16, 2008

Gabe

1. Noun The most moderate person alive. Moderately fast, tall, attractive and smart. Has the largest non-celebrity fanclub in existance.

2. Verb The act of divorcing somebody as soon as legally possible.

3. Adjective Extremely attractive.

1. Gabe went to the lunchroom and half the people there noticed him.

2. So when John got all the money he could off Susan, he Gabed and ran off.

3. And so when the tall, Gabe, handsome Jack stodd up, the lady knew that he was the one.

by Tofurky December 14, 2004

Gaberial

Gaberial is the kindness and most funny person and is sometimes stupid.

Hey Gaberial

by Elaena's best friend March 6, 2019

Mashed Gabe Tators

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

Gabe Saporta

The most amazing lead singer of Cobra Starship. He isn't really a badass motherfucker, but a sweetie instead!

Gabe Saporta made Nikki happy last night!

by beakillsmggy March 27, 2010

Gable'd

Getting thrown under the bus, particularly when not at fault.

Mark: Why did your boss fire you for Susan's project going under?
Erin: She said I distracted her from finishing on time.
Mark: Man, she really Gable'd you!

by Risky Moth June 10, 2009

gabblacious

Extremely loquacious due to drugs, continually talking like a meth addict (or a desparate salesman)

The pure Columbian white made me gabblacious for about four hours.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003