future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for

an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh

by aborted_robot April 23, 2010

Future Slag

An insult to a young bitchy girl.

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!

by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011

Future Mrs. Adams

The beautiful mother of two and wonderful future bride to rara. Possesses a heart of gold with the sweetest smile.

Future Mrs. Adams

by Rara32 September 8, 2016

future is meow

The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.

When planning your cat lovers to-do list, remember the future is meow.

by Boomermuse December 10, 2016

future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.

Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!

by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018

Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

futureless

futureless - having no prospect or hope of a future. hopeless - without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success.

The brand FuturelessFoundation is a futureless effort

by FuturelessFoundation December 24, 2019