Funkst

Derived from the phrase "fixin to." It is a combination of those two words.

I'm funkst to go to the store.
I'm funkst to kick yo ass.

by Billingslea August 26, 2008

Funkscabber

a funkscabber- generally means, a tramp, or a whore, which smells and coverd in skin diseases! mainly woman, who are known as one of these.

omg, this funkscabber tried to nick my wallet before

by [e-mail] August 3, 2009

Funkin Bullchips

the censored version on 'fuckin bullshit

"THAT'S 'FUNKIN BULLCHIPS!"

by Jhatt1 August 7, 2009

funkshaway

verb: to mess up the seating at your lunch table

you are messing up our seating or our funkshaway at lunch

by gypsy prisoner January 7, 2010

funkink

Something that you enjoy, even though you know it may not be good for you.

Hanging out with my friends and partying is funkink.

by Mebennui January 11, 2010

Funkskin

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.

1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!

by Brenyo June 2, 2010

Futkiss

n 1: a person who shows their affection for another person --usually someone that they secretly admire -- by being purposefully hostile, malicious, and rude to that person

Man, why is Emily always so mean to you.

Ah, she has a huge crush on me. She's such a futkiss!

by Bendtubman May 10, 2010